710 Cap

by Scorpion 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    Seven Ten Cap

    The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks
    for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven
    ten cap?"

    She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I
    need a new one."

    "What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old
    Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick.

    "OK lady, how big is it?"

    She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

    "What does it do?," we asked.

    She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."

    One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of
    it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center
    she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down
    as she writes it...and they fall down behind the counter they are laughing
    so hard. One guy said " I think you want an oil cap."

    She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just
    need one, and I don't see what is so damn funny about it."

    Yes, she was a blonde.

    Note: If you read "710" upside down.... it spells OIL!!!!

  • patio34
    patio34

    LOL Scorpion! That reminds me of a relative-in-law who once was trying to add oil to her car. She came in sputtering and complaining, "I don't see how in the world they expect you to pour the oil in that tiny hole!!" She was trying to put the oil in where the dipstick was. Hee-hee.

    Pat

  • AlanF
    AlanF

    A blond pioneer sister I used to know told us about her jokester friend who told her that she needed to have the air in her tires changed every once in a while. She fell for it (she could laugh at herself, thank goodness) and went to a gas station for various services, and asked for that. They played along and when they gave her the bill, said, "No charge." It was some time before a kind soul clued her in.

    AlanF

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