Seven Ten Cap
The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks
for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven
ten cap?"
She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I
need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old
Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick.
"OK lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?," we asked.
She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of
it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center
she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down
as she writes it...and they fall down behind the counter they are laughing
so hard. One guy said " I think you want an oil cap."
She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just
need one, and I don't see what is so damn funny about it."
Yes, she was a blonde.
Note: If you read "710" upside down.... it spells OIL!!!!