A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Better to be safe than..........................Punch a 5th grader Strike while the ...............................Bug is close
It's always darkest before......................Daylight SavingsTime Never underestimate the power of................Termites
You can lead a horse to water but...............how?
Don't bite the hand that........................looks dirty
No news is......................................impossible
A miss is as good as a..........................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new..................math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll...............stink in the morning Love all, trust.................................me
The pen is mightier than the....................pigs
An idle mind is................................The best way to relax Where there's smoke there's.....................pollution
Happy the bride who.............................gets all thepresents A penny saved is................................not much
Two's company, three's..........................the Musketeers Don't put off till tomorrow what................you put on to go tobed None are so blind as............................Stevie Wonder Children should be seen and not.................spanked or grounded If at first you don't succeed...................get new batteries You get out of something what you...........see pictured on the box When the blind leadeth the blind................get out of the way Laugh&the whole world laughs w/you,cry and you have to blow your nose
And the favorite
Better late than................................pregnant !
well known proverbs--a twist
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VeniceIT
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Salud
Venice,
I am too tired to think right now... I give up... the first graders won.. -
Shimmer
Venice,
I almost pee-d myself from laughing so hard. My favorite was: None are so blind as Stevie Wonder. lol
Shimmer