This isn't funny, but I didn't know where else to share this. It comes from a Facebook page called "Fundies Say The Darndest Things."
Can't you just imagine a JW writing this?
I remember as a JW kid in the 70s desperately wanting to take a martial arts class, but of course this was not allowed. I couldn't even join the Boy Scouts, and even playing chess was suspect. So glad I got out of this cult while my own kids were still young.