letting all those kids in Africa and Asia starve to death or die from disease.
According to an ad I just saw on television, he's been busy running ChristianMingle -- so all those pretty white christians can find the mates god wants them to have.
now I know why god has been AWOL
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Shanagirl
Haha!!! Gotta agree with you there. I find the ad nauseating
Shana
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FlyingHighNow
I think he's embarrassed by fundamentalists, so he went on an extended vacation. The god he left in charge decided to play Candy Crush Saga.
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FlyingHighNow
I remember when Christian Mingle had ads on JWN and the models looked like strippers and call girls. I made a thread about it.
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Hortensia
Shana -- I agree!
FHN -- Yes, god just likes pretty blondes as far as I can tell from their ads
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FlyingHighNow
You can peak at the profiles without paying. I think there are like 90 men for every 3 women.
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rebel8
lol. I hate those commercials too.
There's one that says, "I know if he loves Christ, he will know how to love me too."
I feel a little vomit rising in my throat when I see that one, for some reason.
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rebel8
I just thought I'd update you.
Just now, it was announced to the world that God is in fact not busied by matchmaking, curing disease, preventing suffering or evil.
He has actually been busy bringing the Seahawks to the Super Bowl.
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prologos
may be he is embarrased by the wt writers prophecies on his behalf from the 1830ies to the 2070ies,
the seahawks issue was easy 43:8
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Hortensia
well, as long as he has his priorities straight, eh?