The Catholic Day (or Irish Day)

Yerusalyim

May the 5th be with you.

YERUSALYIM
"Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
[Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]

Celia

Help me here Yeru.
What do the Catholics celebrate on the fifth ?
My memory is failing...

Yerusalyim

fifth of burbon
fifth of vodka
fifth of rum
bwwaaahhaahahahahahaha

Hey, if ya don't like the pun blame ENGLISHMAN with his STAR WARS DAY "May the 4th be with you" pun.

YERUSALYIM
"Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
[Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]

Happy Cinco de Mayo, which is Mexico's independence celebration. Or as I once heard a brainless radio twit say, "It's the Mexican 4th of July." Alas, Mexicans of Orthodox faith may use a Julian calendar several days behind the common Gregorian, but the whole nation is not 60 days ahead of the rest of us.

We think about words so little. Why would one ever need a "hot water heater"? Do you buy it off the back of a van? A friend mentioned that at work they "had a going-away party for some people who are leaving." Good thing, since throwing going-away parties for people who are sticking around is just confusing. Then there was the expert who testified at the O.J. trial that some hair in evidence was identified as 'belonging to an African-American.' Presumably he had not positively identified the owner of the hair, or that the owner's ancestors were necessarily U.S. citizens, just that he was black.

Edited because the Forum Code here doesn't use angle brackets.

The Catholic Day (or Irish Day)

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