These new sugarless gummy bears give everybody explosive diarhea

by EndofMysteries 6 Replies latest social humour

  • EndofMysteries
    EndofMysteries

    You have got to see the reviews here on amazon, http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

    People are now using them as pranks. I'd love to send the GB a gift of gummy bears now lol. Here are a couple of the reviews......but there are 52 right now, they are hysterical lol.

    " If you give them 15, they are practically guaranteed to eat all 15! So, after handing them out, I sat down at my desk and waited!! ;) These little devils got hold of my co-workers after 45 minutes to an hour and a half, and I have to tell you, I've never had so much fun at work before! There are 5 restrooms in my entire building. There are about 60 people in the building. 1 co-ed restroom, and 2 male/ 2 female restrooms. There was a line of people using the restrooms, even after the guys decided that it was ok to use the female restrooms for EMERGENCY use only!!

    BELIEVE ME, THIS WAS AN EMERGENCY!!"

    " If you've ever seen the movie "Dumb and Dumber" then you're familiar with the scene where Lloyd surrepticiously doses Harry with something called "Turbo-Lax". I have experienced this exact agony after ingesting a serving of these toxic taste treats. Extremely painful intestinal spasms, followed by massive, explosive flatulence, followed by the harrowing ordeal of all my entrails trying to escape at once from my body through my corn chute. As I sat on the commode in mortal agony, my body attempting to turn itself inside out in a cloud of noxious fumes, the kids outside the bathroom door laughing and screaming "Mom, Dad pooped himself!", "I think Daddy's having a heart attack!", my wife pounding on the door, shouting "Are you alright? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!", the dogs barking furiously at the commotion"

    "This has worked miracles for me since I started having bowel movement problems, now, quicker than a rushing wind it bursts out of my belly like the swishing and swirling of hurricane katrina! thank you Haribo!!!"

    " If you enjoy farting like an elephant (use your imagination) who just ate 500 pounds of prunes, 300 pounds of broccoli, 400 pounds of beans and a 200 gallon drum of colonoscopy prep, then you will LOVE these yummy little gummies! So if it isn't working out with your girlfriend, eat a bag of these babies, get in the car in the dead of winter and take about a five hour road trip...problem solved. Trust me!"

    " What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM."

    "

    “I was glued to the toilet seat. Streams of fire burst from my colon. When i wasnt experiencing Satans fury exploding from my rear, i was laying in the fetal position on my bathroom floor, sobbing and asking for forgiveness. Im a 280 pound man. I. Was. Sobbing.

    When it was finally over, i couldnt move. I crawled onto the floor one last time and sat, motionless, until my dehydration finally required that i drink water. The other reviews are perfectly accurate. This is absolutely, 100% true.

    Eat two at a time. Three if you’re brave. But for the love of God and all things on this earth, DO NOT EAT ANY MORE."

  • Magwitch
    Magwitch

    Too Funny. I liked this review.......What you do is set them out anonymously in a bowl in the middle of the snack room. Then no one knows who is responsible. It's even better if you put a sign on them (printed out so no one can trace handwriting) say, "Private stash. Please do not eat." That way they have no one to blame but themselves. And they will be too embarrassed to admit to their co-workers what happened, providing no warning to others.

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    Wow! I could have used a weapon like that in the Roman arena.

  • adamah
    adamah

    Yeah, I'm calling BS, EOM, it's an old 'urban legend' related to a food product, and it's been going around for over a decade.

    These things resurrect from the dead now and then, as a whole new crop of gullible people are born every minute. When I was a kid, it was about spider eggs in Bubble Yum.

    JWs are often victims to these kinds of silly rumors, since they're not in an environment where criticial thinking and skepticism is encouraged; you'd think having to scrape the egg off of their faces must get tiring, but it apparently still persists in some who've left the JWs....

    Adam

  • EndofMysteries
    EndofMysteries

    Here is a university article on HOW they are doing it, so is it still BS now? Btw those are all reviews on amazon, so it's either legit or there is a mob mentality making fake reviews for it. But the university paper backs it up..

    http://universe.byu.edu/2013/09/24/sugar-free-haribo-gummy-bears-have-a-gas-tly-effect1/

    "

    Rather than being made with sugar, the gummy bears are made with Lycasin, a hydrogenated glucose and sugar replacement.

    Lycasin is a maltitol syrup with properties of taste and sweetness ideal for the preparation of sugar-free syrups, lozenges or jellies, according to manufacturer Roquette.com.

    Little known to most gummy bear connoisseurs, however, the side effects of Lycasin are gas, bloating and diarrhea. In some cases the sugar-free gummy bears act as a strong laxative and leave many consumers quite uncomfortable, rushing to long trips in the bathroom.

    - See more at: http://universe.byu.edu/2013/09/24/sugar-free-haribo-gummy-bears-have-a-gas-tly-effect1/#sthash.M7p6AJkl.dpuf"

  • EndofMysteries
  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    My family was just reading those reviews last nght! Some may be fake, but it sure was funny. I LOVE gummy bears, but I have never eaten the sugar free variety. I think faders should have some on hand for skipping meetings and field service!! LOL!! Maybe I will try some!

    DD

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