The Apostate's Best Friend

by metatron 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    Many of you deeply desire the wreckage of the Watchtower
    Society.

    Take heart, I shall tell you a great secret.

    We have a man in power who is fufilling this great task.

    If you want to destroy the WTS, an old senile lump
    won't do - even Ronald Reagan was a successful president,
    Alzheimers and all - his aides took care of everything.

    No, the task requires a dedicated, clever schemer,
    who will install his cronies in power. He must be
    cold as ice and well prepared to sacrifice the innocent
    and unwary in his rule as a ruthless theocrat.

    So far, he is doing an amazing job, unsuspected by
    the mass of the flock. Consider please, the marvelous
    Satanic reasoning that he uses to prevent reform.
    "Change can't come from external pressure" - from opposers
    and the like. Do you mean to tell me we can hold
    moral reform of the organization hostage just by
    recommending it? Great!

    I think the Society should be kind and loving,
    they should obey the law, take better care of young
    people, get rid of boring meetings, engage in charity
    and dump the dead, imaginary ministry.

    THERE! I'VE STOPPED THE WATCHTOWER FROM MAKING NEEDED
    CHANGES! Apparently, no one in Bethel has ever considered
    the example of Josiah, who met his doom by not listening
    to the 'voice of God' speaking thru the pagan Pharoah
    Necho. Moral: If someone gives you good advice, take it,
    regardless of who they are!

    Well, the 'mistakes' continue - losing young people,
    declining contributions, sliding statistics, growing
    legal troubles, downsizing Bethel, dumping subscriptions,
    - it's almost too good to be true!

    And now the beginning of the end game - ruining what's
    left of the Society's reputation by publically
    repressing whistleblowers and stonewalling (like Nixon)
    in the face of scandal.

    And the spineless twits at Paterson/Bethel never
    catch on or dare oppose the greatest answer to prayer
    that apostates have ever known.

    Thank you, 'Boss', for all your wonderful work in behalf
    of our cause! and,

    'What you are doing, get done more quickly'

    and the rest of you lurkers, have a good laugh
    and pay no heed to this message. Our scheme of ending the
    Watchtower is , as they say, "hidden in plain sight".

    metatron

  • Beans
    Beans

    Roll one for me!

  • Grunt
    Grunt

    Dumbed to Death. What could be more fitting? I love it.

  • rmayer32
    rmayer32

    Excellent post.. LOL

    -Rick

  • avengers
    avengers

    You said it dude!

    Picture of the president of the WT.

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    And who said, 'All good things must come to an end?'

    Guest 77

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