Oh, the Joys of being a MAN!!!!

by TR 6 Replies latest jw friends

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  TR

  The other day I was in a store, a day just like any other day. I was looking to pick up a diet coke and a sandwich. Suddenly I had a craving for sweets! I walked back to the candy isle and picked up a 'big' Kit Kat bar. MMMMM! I walked back to the check out counter, waited for the clerk to finish the purchases of the customers in front of me, then it was my turn. The clerk rang up my purchases, which I happily paid for, then I exited the store, jumped in my rig and left.

  As I was waiting to pull out into traffic, some dumb shit slowed to turn into the lot I was pulling out of(with blinker on) then reconsidered and sped up almost hitting my rig as I was pulling out. We both hammered our brakes, coming to a halt just inches away from a collision. I yelled, "DUMBASS!" then the doofus flipped me the bird and sped off. I chased the dickweed for several blocks, but gave it up when the little girl dumped her bike in the yard and yelled, "DAAAAAAAAAD!" I flipped her off and sped away.

  Oh, the joys of being a man!

  TR

  UADNA-WA
  Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- Washington Division
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  LB

  There must be a woman in your life to have things go this bad. I mean if you were clear headed you just would have pulled out your .38 and blew him away.

  
  Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
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  TR

  Lb,

  Nawww. I couldn't shoot that little girl. I don't care how many times she might have almost ran into my rig, I just couldn't do it. Besides, she was yelling for her dad![>:(]

  TR

  UADNA-WA
  Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- Washington Division
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  Dutchie

  Ha, ha, ha I just got it. It was a little girl you were chasing down! Shame on you. An innocent child. Flipping her off? Well, I hope that you're feeling better soon. Funny stuff!
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  LB

  No No No, I didn't want you to shoot the little girl. Heck they're cute. You are supposed to shoot her daddy.

  
  Never Squat With Yer Spurs On
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  Beck_Melbourne

  Now a woman would have got outta the car..walked up to the lil girl...told her she could get hurt if she's not careful (in a nice way)...then approach the parents with lil girl in tow saying to parents (in a nice way) "why dontcha watch ya goddam kid fer chrissakes!...Moron!" And then smile and say "ya'll have a nice day now ya here" (in a nice way)

  Beck
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  Kep

  This yarn takes me back to my younger days.
  I had some dude give me the finger as a kid.
  Why ??
  Well, I had this wooden rifle and I would put firecrackers in the end of it, light them, then pop up from below the fence and waste any cars driving by.
  Just as well we don't have many guns around this place.
  Can't see that happening now tho, people are paranoid about things being pointed at them.
  Would get more than a finger these days.
  Kep