My Watchtower Fantasy

by metatron 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    I get a winning PowerBall ticket and then the fun begins:

    I set up a scholarship for a nearly 'free ride' in any academic field (except liberal arts, for God's sake!) for any JW who has maintained at least a "C" average and who is disfellowshipped or disassociated during the period of education. This arrangement may be terminated if the WTS initiates a program of similar value and breadth.

    After a few months, the whole thing goes viral in the Organization. A few cases even emerge of 40-ish age Witnesses gathering their ancient high school records and disassociating themselves.

    The C.O.'s rail angrily about 'Satan's obvious attempt to destroy Jehovah's Organization' but it does little good. The Organization quickly gets left with only those youth who dropped out or flunked out of high school.

    A few call for the Society to break the threat by starting their own arrangement. Oddly enough, they stubbornly refuse.

    Instead, they shut down massive numbers of congregations, circuits and Branches in reactive liquidation.

    Just a fantasy, folks ( but yes, I buy lottery tickets sometimes)

    metatron

  • Fernando
    Fernando

    Never underestimate the difference one person or idea can make.

    Great idea.

    Does the idea really have to wait for a winning lottery ticket?

    Why not CSR, philanthropy, or similar in the meantime?

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    A more practical idea might be:

    Rent 4 horses and riders and have the riders dress up as the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse. Call the local TV channels and say that there will be a re-enactment of the ride at the local Kingdom Hall that day.

    When they arrive, begin the ride around the Kingdom Hall several times, around the time the meeting starts.

    As an alternative, consider renting another horse since there was a 5th horse that followed behind the others. Perhaps the rider of the 5th horse could be carry a flag with CT Russell on it.

    Just a thought.

    Rub a Dub

  • RagingBull
    RagingBull

    My Watchtower Fantasy - a sex tape gets leaked of Anthony Morris III giving it to Sam Herd and the talks about how a TRUE CHRISTIAN wouldn't believe those lies b/c with technology, people can alter who's on the videos or pictures. (I wonder how many would buy that...and how many would actually go to a site to see if it's really true, then leave)

    another fantasy would be 8 navy seal snipers assigned to each GB member at an international Convention "take the shot" while they're on stage. I'd love to see who'd make up the next GB or who'd appoint them.

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