SOOO God named CYRUS in prophecy, but why not the 8 Popes?

by hamsterbait 2 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Presumably since jehoobie and his bit-part side-kick jesus (according to Witchtower litterature) KNEW that the Gibbering Buddies would be the same as the Farting and Displeased Slave, why couldnt he have just put their names in the Babble so nobody on the planet could be in any doubt as to who he is using in this 21 century... (and THAT is another story you might like to comment on)

    After all they claim that CYRUS was named, hundreds of years before. (Dont you think it more likely the Scribes put his name in, after the conquest, to persuade him to grant their requests??)

    Maybe that will be the next thing in the Noo noo New World Translation THEIR names, and maybe even miraculous photos found in some earthenware jar in Bethlehem

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    It's probably hidden in some Bible code.

    Take the New New World Translation, go to the book of 1stFreddyFranz or 2ndJudgeRutherfords and notice the eighth letter of every word with eight or more letters in the eighth chapter and it spells out: Dopey, Idiot, Needsdiapers, Ashhole, Jerk, Token, Hardnosed, and KindayoungfortheGibberingBuddies.

  • processor
    processor

    The rise of Miley Cyrus was foretold in the Bible?

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