Daughter marries son marries brother marries sister?

by rory-ks 8 Replies latest social humour

  • rory-ks
    rory-ks

    So in the February 2014 study edition of the Watchtower there is the article, Rejoice Over the Marriage of the Lamb. In paragraph 6 it identifies the future bride as "the king's daughter." This daughter is identified as the anointed. You can see where I'm going with this already, can't you?

    If they are "the daughter" of Jehovah, "the king," then they are also the sister of the Son of God. Not only that but they are the brothers of Christ, and then son and daughter and brother and sister and son and son are going to get married.

    Hmm...

  • clarity
    clarity

    Hi Rory.........plus they are the MOTHER! ha ha ha

  • rory-ks
    rory-ks

    Of course! Good gracious, I'd forgotten about that one.

    I also didn't mean to post this in the "humour" section - but it is still pretty funny.

  • ILoveTTATT
    ILoveTTATT

    Add the Trinity and it gets more interesting...

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    And here I thought the gods of ancient Greece and Rome were the freaks.

    Shows what I know.

  • Band on the Run
    Band on the Run

    It does sound rather pagan. Carl Jung would have a field day. He probably had a field day. Cofty had a thread about Jesus being your boyfriend. I prefer my Jesus to be neutral. I would love to know the deal with Mary Magalene. If only I would survive Armageddon, I could just ask.

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    Incest is best!

    Inbreeding

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    At least they kept it in the family

    smiddy

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    The family who lays together, stays together. (From a rude cartoon by Robert Crumb).

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