"You must work hard"

by Separation of Powers 7 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Separation of Powers
    Separation of Powers

    Had the opportunity or should I say "chore" to goto the CA a couple weeks back...Haven't had the chance to post this..

    DO giving the final talk about "work," You know, "God and Christ keep working and so should you..." What kinda blew my mind is the CO gives the talk before him and says, "I know you are tired, tired of this system of things, but we can keep going can't we? We know it's just around the corner." The brothers all clap, cause he's like an old grandpa type...The DO then comes up and starts talking about how much people are slowing down, He talks about the "snares" that Satan is using and the need to keep busy, he then states, "Brothers, you must work hard. Only those who are working will have the opportunity to survive the coming end of this system, that is oh so close."

    Kinda sounded like the counselors to Rehoboam. The CO-"ease off the pressure, you can make it!" The DO-"Hey what are you doing slowing down! Let's get a move on!"

    Funny, which one should they listen to?

  • Faithful Witness
    Faithful Witness

    Sounds like a wonderful time!

  • Separation of Powers
    Separation of Powers

    Fun indeed! (Like a root canal)

  • GrreatTeacher
    GrreatTeacher

    Let your left hand not know what your right hand is doing.

  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    Its absurd. I remember hearing that garbage about Jah and Jesus working their little asses off up there in heaven. Huh? Really?

    Doing what? As far as I can tell Jah done a thing except have a few random conversations with Satan and a few dudes on earth several thousand years ago. And Jesus has basically fallen asleep at the wheel since being "enthroned" in 1914. So WTF exactly are they doing?

    Even if they were, don't they have superpowers, its not like they are digging ditches up there. They can just order shit to happen and it happens, right?

    So why the hell do they need physical beings down on earth to do all the damn work?

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    EXACTLY...

    " I am a being of limitless power who never gets tired. YOU should work for my corporation as you age and break down. Oh yeah, be punctual. That is all."

    GOD

  • Tiktaalik
    Tiktaalik

    @DataDog: God's energy levels are not limitless. He is still resting after putting in that tough week of building the universe. I think it was the insects that wore him out the most. All those little fiddly bodies and legs and bits and pieces. It was tough going, and there's millions of different 'kinds'. It's enough to wear out even the hardiest Creator.

    On the other hand, the snakes and worms were very easy. You just gotta roll those critters up like bread dough.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    God (joke-hova) and Christ keep working--for the enslavement of humanity under global full communism. Joke-hova is trying to plunge the whole planet, and then every planet in the universe with intelligent life, into full communism. That thing has already succeeded in many other worlds, has partially succeeded and will fully succeed on earth, and has sights on planets such as the Orion region, the Pleiades, the whole zodiac, and in every galaxy and supercluster in the whole universe after conquering the earth. All using LIE-bles to link into people's spiritual powers. And Christ--Jesus--is continually working to not exist at all.

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