While out driving in the family car, Caleb and his Dad have some quality time together
Dad: Oh my Caleb, do you see how fast that car is driving. Do you know what he is doing?
Caleb: No, what?
Dad: He's SPEEDING !
Caleb: Oh, yeah right.
Dad: Caleb, who wants us to speed, Satan or the police officer?
Caleb: Satan.
Dad: That's right! Caleb, do you know why we shouldn't speed on the road?
Caleb: Road safety?
Dad: No, it is so the police officer will not be SAD.
Caleb: Wow!
Dad: So when you start driving a car Son, will you speed?
Caleb: No, I sure won't.
Dad: Why Caleb? Why won't you speed?
Caleb: Because I don't want the police officer to be sad.
Dad: That's my boy. Let's go a get an ice cream cone.
Caleb: Oh Boy. Can I have chocolate?
Dad: Yes Caleb, you can have chocolate ice cream, and do you know what we are going to do if there is a police officer at the ice cream shop?
Caleb: What?
Dad: We will buy him an ice cream cone too because we want police officers to be happy.
Caleb: [ Thinking to himself ... that is really strange. I always thought we didn't speed because of road safety. I'm sure glad Dad explains these things to me. When I grow up I want to be just like him...]