by bchapp 6 Replies latest social humour
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!
"If the truth hurts most of us so badly that we don't want it told,
it hurts even more grievously those who dare to tell it." (Judge Ben Lindsey, 1869-1943)
One to call the lightbulb an apostate, and 5,999,999 to agree with the first guy.
One to screw it up and all the GB to call it "new light"..
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
One to screw it in, two to witness it, and J.R Brown to deny it.
ashi
None...because lightbulbs are a tool of satan! Everyone knows he keeps transforming himself into an angel of light....
Thomas Edison was demonized!!!!!!!!!!!
Five, one to change the bulb, one to state that the bulb is the same one that's always been there, and three to disfellowship anyone who disagrees.
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But if you pray all your sins are hooked upon the sky
Pray and the heathen lie will disappear
Prayers they hide the saddest view
(Believing the strangest things, loving the alien)
-- David Bowie, Loving The Alien
LMAO...til my tummy hurts!
Hilarious!
Thx for the giggles.
gigglin'SPAZ
