Help this little boy!

by qwerty 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • qwerty
    qwerty

    I found this on the internet, and just had to post it here. Enjoy!

    Subject: Help this little boy by doing what this email says. NASA and Bill Gates will help, YOU CAN TOO.

    My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy.
    My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She
    is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so
    sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt,
    except when I try to breathe.

    The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap
    bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the
    best they could do on account of us having no money or
    insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but
    we need more money.

    Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires
    crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she
    hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even
    though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her
    sneeze and chafes her real bad.
    I hope you will help me. You can help me if you
    forward this email to everyone you know. Forward it to
    people you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen said that for
    every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates
    will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With
    that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school
    children all over America and have the astronauts take
    them up into space so that the angels can hear them
    better. Then they will come back to earth and go to
    the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church
    and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors
    could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be
    able to really play baseball. Right now I can only play third
    base - literally.

    Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can
    take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be
    closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so sad,
    and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot
    before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email,
    that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless
    bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with
    only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the
    raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes
    you die a long slow, horrible death and then burn
    forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you
    that you can't take five minutes to forward
    this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt
    and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless
    nine-year-old boy?

    Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I
    wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I
    wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its
    turds in the leaves of my burlap body.
    I wish that very much.
    Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans

    P.S. You can send money to the person who sent you this because
    that person is very trustworthy. Send as much as you can.

    qwerty........"I think I have a good idea but, what's a burlap bag"?

  • Haereticus
    Haereticus

    Burlap is coarse fabric of jute, hemp etc...

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    This one is listed as a humorous spoof of the endless dying child urband legends on the internet.

    http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/burlap.htm

    But, if any wish to forward money, email me and I will give you my address.

    If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

  • LDH1
    LDH1

    LOL, Mike Musto would tell us all that burlap is "so yesterday".

    Lisa
    Laughing that some don't know MM is NYT Class

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