"An a great war broke out in heaven..."

by Zoos 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Zoos
    Zoos

    King Charles Russell did battle with Priest Guy Pierce over who has the right to continue directing the affairs of the Watchtower from heaven. And Priest Pierce threw new beams of light at King Russell but he did not prevail, neither was a place found for him, or His Higness Knorr or His Majesty Franz.

    Woe to the earth, for they make us hurl!

  • sir82
    sir82

    Jaracz locked Russell, Knorr, and Franz in a basement years ago. Pierce is on his way there now too.

    Jaracz is currently telling Jesus that he needs to tighten the reins on us slackers down here.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    I saw all of them fall like lightning from Heaven!

    Let us rejoice and be extremely glad!

    Sylvia

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    What ails them now that they have all fallen from the rooftops?

    Tee hee hee.

    Sylvia

  • quellycatface
    quellycatface

    And God said unto the window cleaner."You've missed a bit" but as the window cleaner believed he was better than Jesus Christ, he asked God if he was blind.

    God then proceeded to kick his ass real good.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    LOL.

    How perturbed are they going to be when they find that the supposed light in them is really darkness!

    Sylvia

  • fulltimestudent
    fulltimestudent

    Revelation 6:14 (NIV):

    The heavens receded like a scroll being rolled up,

    Hoooray! No more GOD bossing us around, no more Jesus wanting to slaughter us with his long sword, no more saints suffering relgious hysteria, no more 144,000 with their megolomania.

    Humans are free at last.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    No, No!

    The Father and the Son will move right into our neighborhood.

    Everything will be made new and beautiful.

    Sylvia

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy

    Baal Hadad, called The King Of Heaven and first born son of EL fights Yam the god of Chaos and throws him off the heavenly mountain. Sounds familiar.

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