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Zapher
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Bit off-topic, but I have to say it.
2 Jehovah's Witnesses rang the bell last night. I thought f**k it, I'll get mine in first, so I said: "If my parents had been J.W's, I wouldn't be talking to you now."
Noting look of puzzlement, I continued: "I needed a transfusion at birth. Without it I'd've been dead. No question. So will you tell me to my face, right here, right now, that I have no right to life?"
Stutter, evasion, no straight answer.
"Let me make it simple" I continued, "Would you prefer me to be dead, rather than talking to you right now?"
More stutter and evasion.
I repeated my question. No straight answer. I repeated my question. No straight answer. I repeated my question.
They fu***d off.
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