April fools. That is, until this coming December 23. You have until then to prepare for these cults and for the possibility that your dollars will not buy anything. I believe this is coming sometime during early 2015--but the longer it holds off, the worse it will be when it does happen. Be wary of cults--especially those that seem to be "alternative" and especially if they promise to be pure xian or muslim.
And no April fools about thoroughly researching a religion before committing, both sides of the story. You otherwise will regret it, especially if you dedicate to joke-hova.