A JW'S LIFE!!! A Musical Tribute!!

by DATA-DOG 4 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  DATA-DOG

  With all the changes and adjustments and nu-light, I thought it fitting to pay homage to the WTBTS and the wonderful "SLAVE!" Just think of this song when you feel down, or when you sign your bank account over to the WTBTS!!

  [ Sung to the tune of the "Pirate" song from Peter Pan..]

  JO-HO!!! JO-HO!!! JO-HO, JO-HO, JO-HOooooohhh!!!

  Just try the life of a dub!!! Sample the life of a sheep!

  There isn't a dub that doesn't love, the Faithful Slave going DEEP!!

  [ A. Morris III solo ]

  The SLAVE refined the light, they'll tell you just what you should do!!

  All those who join and who obey..will be blessed by you-know-who!!!!

  Just give us all your extra cash, we'll put in our stash!

  Unless you do you'll get the AXE!!!.......... The choice is up to you!! [ The choice is up to you!]

  JO-HO!!, JO-HO!!, JO-HO, JO-HO, JO-HOoooohh!!!

  You'll love the life of of a sheep! You'll cherish the life of a dub!!

  When babies are sad, you'll be so glad..their genitals you can rub!!!

  Just try the life of a dub!! Take the bait and swallow the hook!!

  Their isn't a dub that doesn't love, working for Brooklyn Crooks!! [ Crook,crook crickety-crook, the Brooklyn boys have cooked the books..]

  Just try the life of a sheep, the paradise will be so fun!!

  You'll always know just who to shun and you'll get blessing by the TON!!!!

  Take the dip and leap, just don't look!!!... Sign up with Brooklyn Crooks!!!! [ The World's most famous....CROOKS!!!!]

  DD
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  rip van winkle

  Too funny!!
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  BluesBrother

  All Along The Watchtower (Alternate lyrics)

  "There must be some way out of here" said the elder to his wife
  "There's too much confusion", I can't take this kind of life
  Some of them, they drink the wine, others want The Earth
  None of them along the line know what any of it is worth.
  
  "No reason to get excited", the wife she kindly spoke
  "There are many here among us who know this life is but a joke
  But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate
  So let us come,talk falsely now, the hour is getting late".
  
  All along the watchtower,the B O E kept a view
  While all the sisters came and went, Min'sterial servants, too.
  
  Outside in the distance the Overseer did growl
  Two elders were approaching, the wind began to howl."

  ..with apologies to Bob Dylan
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  DATA-DOG

  LOL!! I like it!!

  DD
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  androb31

  We are Jehovah's Witnesses redux.

  Men make gods of wood and stone.

  But the FDS they've not known.

  They are gods son's head.

  Mediators they've often said.

  Other gods cannot compare

  To the governing body's deceitful snare.

  Jehovahs witnesses strive in vain.

  The Governing Body's godship to maintain.

  Chorus

  We're Watchtower witnesses.

  We speak out in fear of Dis-

  Fellowshipping oh yes can't you see

  Even when it's a false prophecy.....

  Next verse

  Proudly we declare God's name.

  A thousand times a day, like a talisman, dang...

  News about our new light

  Gives us great delight

  Others thus may come and see.

  Our reject Jesus par-ty.

  It' will be Nisan fourteen.

  Nibble or sip and we'll get mean.

  Chorus

  We're Jehovah's Witnesses.

  We knock on doors and no one listens to us.

  Ours is the cult of false prophecy.

  Reject our message and your house ours it will be.

  Next verse

  Witnessing and wasting time.

  Keeps us busy and in line.

  And it is annoying.

  To the worldly swine.

  Pardon me I know you're busy.

  But a magazine I would like to give thee.

  Change you're religion, why no never.

  It's only your family ties we wish to sever.

  Chorus

  We need at least two witnesses.

  Before our pedophiles we'll convict.

  Ours is the borg of pure misery.

  Why don't we leave, well you got me?