I just had a wicked idea :)

by CornerStone 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • CornerStone
    CornerStone

    Hello All,

    I don't normaly encourage militant behavour but when it comes to the watchtower I somtimes feel like Malcoum X, or mabey Jerry Springer.

    What if, durring a district or circuit assembly, someone, ( anyone with the marrockkass ), takes a small tote bag and have an auto-inflating balloon installed inside. Upon pulling the cord, the balloon inflates to the top, ( way top! ), of the audotorium or assembly hall.

    Written all over in BIG BOLD BLACK LETTERS is:

    HAS A JW PEDOPHILE MOLESTED YOU OR YOUR CHILDREN?
    GO TO SILENTLAMBS.ORG FOR COUNSEL AND HELP TODAY!

    Oh, I can just envision the scene now. Nobody but NOBODY has the means of getting the 'offending' message down from it's dizzying hight. Not even a beebee gun around. :) ( Gun = bad you know )

    The platform speaker is 'admonishing' fellow JW's NOT TO LOOK UP! Elders roam around taking the names of those who sneak a peak. Harsh words are sure to be exchanged. A video tape to the local news would be great!

    What do you guys think?

    CornerStone

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    no, lets all just get the front row, and streak naked into the middle of the field and hold a vigil.

  • CornerStone
    CornerStone

    I might just enjoy that!

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