"Perverting the scriptures daily"

by stuckinarut2 4 Replies latest social humour

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  stuckinarut2

  Here is a fun challenge!

  Try and come up with a humorous twist on a scripture...

  eg, I have always loved:

  1 Tim 4:8 "for bodily training is beneficial for a little butt".....
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  Splash

  Counsel against homosexual leanings.

  (Exodus 20:17)
  You must not desire your fellowman’s ass

  Splash
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  quellycatface

  I used to laugh at the first football team in the Bible but it has been changed now. Eph 4:16;

  "Fitly United"

  and

  "violent disputes about trifles" the writings of the Apostle Paul.
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  stuckinarut2

  one for the flirty females:

  1Pet 2:17 have love for the whole association of brothers

  or

  1 Cor 16:20 greet one another with a holy kiss
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  stuckinarut2

  Rapid weight loss treatment?

  1 kings 3:16....