They convinced me - I'm going back to the JWs

by Elsewhere 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Just kidding!

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • gumby
    gumby

    Yeah.....Im going back too!

    I was just asked a few days ago by a elder that is in the same trade I am in if I was still disfellowshipped. I said yes..at which he said.."why don't you come back"?

    I said.."cuz I don't WANT to come back"

    He said "why"

    Ahh!!! I set it up so well!
    I proceeded to tell him why and he suggested "I take all my questions to the Judicial Committee that DFed me.....and see what they say"

    I have always wanted to do this! I just wonder how it would turn out?
    Others experiences tell me it would be in vain.

    I do feel some things that would be said, might make some think about some things and perhaps enlighten them on some things they never knew.

    Don't know if I will ever do it.

  • MarchOn
    MarchOn

    I'll go back when hell freezes over, oh wait there is no hell.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Yeah, they can't seem to understand why I will have nothing to do with their organization.

    When I start to explain what I don't like about them, their ApostoShields(TM) go up and they never hear a word I say.

    "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • SYN
    SYN

    I told them that I'll go back as soon as they can secure me a job in the Bethel department that deals with the UN Library card! Or, failing that, the department where they keep all those files detailing pedo cases!

    "Vaccination has never saved a human life. It does not prevent smallpox." The Golden Age, Feb 4 1931 p. 293-4 - The Sacredness of Human Blood (Reasons why vaccination is unscriptural)

  • rmayer32
    rmayer32

    LOL... When I first got out of the Navy the local P.O. got wind of me being back in town and came to invite me to come back. Nice of him as it was I got a nice laugh at the idea.

    -Rick

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    I could give them several responses:
    1.What's to go back to?
    2.I never left. They threw me out. Have them make the anouncement that i am a jw in good standing. heh heh
    3.Go back like a dog to his vomit? A pig to the mud? A prisoner to his old cell? What would jesus think of me?

    Gumby

    Judicial committees aren't there to answer questions, only ask them.

    SS

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