How the Silver Sword was forged!!!

DATA-DOG

Remember the AGM when the "Silver Sword" was released from it's theocratic sheath? OH, how it gleemed in the light of truth and reflected the shimmering light of justice!!! Remember when the GB said that JEEHOOBER himself had lowered the humidity so that the bibles could be bound in time for their release?! [ Yeah, I know how dumb that sounds..]

So I just ran into some Bethelites. They were wowing the crowds of dubbies with tales of theocracy and "building projects." One such "project" was the rennovation of an existing building [ can't remember which ] for the binding of the Silver Sword!! This project included very expensive enviromental control technology to remove the humidity from the air! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! So much for JEHHOOBER changing the weather as the ignorant and gullible sheep were led to believe!!

Not earth-shattering news, but hilarious!!! I don't know if you can watch the AGM anymore, but the GB definitely said JEHOOBER made it less humid. He sure as shit did! JEEHOOBER blessed the WTBTS with YOUR contributions!!!

DD

Xanthippe

Ah the blade that was broken....

"The sword of Elendil was forged anew by Elvish smiths, and on its blade was traced a device of seven stars set between the crescent Moon and the rayed Sun, and about them was written many runes; for Aragorn, son of Arathorn was going to war upon the marches of Mordor. Very bright was that sword when it was made whole again; the light of the sun shone redly in it, and the light of the moon shone cold, and its edge was hard and keen. And Aragorn gave it a new name and called it Andúril, Flame of the West."— The Fellowship of the Ring, The Ring Goes South