Mayday! Mayday!
Twenty ate.
Prairie oysters from a glass eyed plate.
Editors, Creditors
Strip predators bare
Come on in an
C’lect your share
Foreskins nailed to shidhouse wall
Balls for bookends is the Umpire’s call
Big bang, little bangs
Trembling quake
House claims to be solid but
Is starting to shake
Questioning faces in the Kinkdump hall
Anxiously ask, will the tower fall?
Old legs tremble an’
Trickle with fear
Ladies in waiting
Crying in beer.
Elda Retz, one hand
‘ Attends’ her crotch
One hand to mouth
Guzzling scotch
Whispers spreads from stall to stall,
Not one word
Proclaimed in hall.
Brown man sprays holy cow
Sparkling white,
And shoots the bull
To make things right.
Peacock displays
Her colourful screen
Lambs freedom frolic
On slopes of green
Hilly Billy Banger
Mouths garbage from the can
Mist Tricks goads goats,
Shiddy stick in hand.
Dungbeetle’s rolling it all in balls
Feeds some to the trolls an’
sweet barbie dolz.
Most is slopped out in the field
So next year’s crop
Will give a good yield.
The Old, Old Man
From the faraway hills
Rumbles in laughter,
Enjoying the thrills.
So come gather round
All good and bad folk
Real rise now
It’s all cosmic joke.
So jive right in an’
Add to the chorus
If you ain’t ‘gainst us
You gotta be for us
Sing in the sunshine
Or cry in the rain
Mourn on in sorrow
And create your own pain.
belbab.
PS: Encarta dictionary for prairie oyster
1. raw egg drink: a drink consisting of a raw egg, Worcestershire sauce, salt, and pepper, taken as a cure for a hangover or hiccups
2. cooked calf or pig testicle: the fried testicle of a calf or pig, eaten as a delicacy in the Midwest (usually used in the plural)
Take your pick and choose which meaning you prefer.
edited for clarity,