Governing Body Replacing Santa Clause Role Model With The Mean Jealous Jehovah Will Smash You Against A Rock Role Model

by frankiespeakin 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Well I think the title says it all so expect nothing of any importance in the special Dec. issue of the Watchtower. To put santa clause in a good light would make Jehovah very sad not to mention jealous, honoring santa clause makes this childish jehovah all jealous as he considers this an afront to his universal soveignty which gives him the right to destroy all false worshippers of the minor deity called 'santa clause'. And don't get me started about how sad Jehovah gets when he finds some little kid has chosen a sparlock the magic wizzardkind or type of toy that might be in league with Satan Jehovah God's Chief sadness maker.

    Jehovah wants to go on a witch hunt(smash those evil toys) and burn those sadness making wizzard toys, The Governing Body perhaps in the near future and still in this delusional state will pass a ban on kid toys and must pass the elder's approval list before you can even think of keeping them in your car or the holly kingdom hall owned lock stock and barrel by the Watctower Corporation ready to be sold out from under hard working Jws to pay out Child molestation lawsuit.

    These criminals have no mercy for the flock and the children get Santa Clause taken away from them because of mean old corporate imaged Jehovah.

  • Jeannette
    Jeannette

    We were doing just fine with Santa Claus and our Nordic gods until that dessert god had to come along and ruin everything.

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    Bad Santa! making fun of the WT's God like that. You know he has self esteem issues, and he likes to be the most important God in the room.

    and that red suit really makes him upset that he hasn't got one. You are so jolly all the time and that really pisses him off aswell,

    can't you dial it down on the whole "ho, ho, ho" thing, the kiddies might like it but it makes the WT's Godzilla sad.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Anthony Morris will lead the crusade to smash all false idols out of these little kids hands as an object lesson of what jehovah really really really hates and finds disgusting, next on his agenda it to see to it that no child is left behind in this grand educational champaign of our youth so that they can have jehovah's corporate laws drummed into them at an early age, they need values and the Governing Body need empty slates to indoctrinate so as to have a cheap labor source for the future.

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    I can see it now the next new release entitled

    " List of What Jehovah Really, Really Hates."

    Santa (anagram of satan)

    sparlock

    little doggies

    Dr suess

    smurfs

    cabbage patch dolls

  • zebagain
    zebagain

    Frankiespeakin:

    Now tell us what you really think..

    No toys for kids eh is that what they will be spouting? No lego, no airfix, no barbie, no electronic stuff, no skates, no blocks, no bats n balls, no frizbees, no tents. If this is announced I ask all our US in particular contributors to start phoning TV networks, newspapers. and if you are still 'in' and especially if you have kids, let it be known such an edict is wrong unhuman and cruel.

    Whats next wedding rings, cosmetics, high heels? Well, they already have imasculated the men.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    With the treat of disfellowshipping for any one giving christmas gifts to their children the rank and file wisely reject such pagan practices associated with other gods and demons, jehovahs get one big and nasty headache and some canker sores over his sadness when JW children get introduced this worship of other gods that are nice to kids and give them toys and stuff.

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