Does anyone want this job??

by Soledad 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  Soledad

  Posted at hotjobs.com and lootusa.com:

  Research
  Location: New York, NY
  Date Posted: 05/17/2002

  Help us do important research!

  Do you have a toilet? Then we have a job for you. We're a research firm gathering data on people's bathroom habits. We'll provide the camera, toilet paper, bidet, enemas and all the necessary equipment. We'll monitor your bathroom 24-hours a day. You provide the bathroom and the people, and we'll pay you well. Your friends and roommates won't even know we're there. Call Kerry at 212-630-3976.
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  invisible

  Yeah right, pull the other one. hahaahhaha strueth
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  Elsewhere

  [Plop]

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  WildHorses

  Yep, and the next thing you know, you will have your ass sitting on the toilet posted on priceless.com LOL

  I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
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  Dutchie

  They couldn't pay me enough!
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  Soledad

  I have to wonder though--what exactly are they going to look at?? Will there be an overhead shot of me sitting, or a side-view, or a small camera right underneath me (just the thought of that EWWWW!!!!)
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  hippikon

  Can't imagine a more crappy Job!
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  Hyghlandyr

  Hey ! I will do it. I think it kicks ass. I am already into research anyhow.