Subject: Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the performance of the
flower and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In
addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL
4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an
entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.
Try to enter the command C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and
Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband
1.0 to default to such background applications as
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files. DO NOT
install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0. It could
also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the
program: Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background
and has been known to introduce potentially serious
viruses into the Operating System.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited memory and can't learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to enhance his system performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt
Scotch 4.5 combined with such applications as that old
stand-by...Lingerie 6.9 (which has been credited
with improved performance of his hardware).
Good Luck,Tech Support
