FOURTY YEARS FROM NOW

by ballistic 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I see 1.16 million witnesses world-wide. The number of remnant will still be around 8000. The generation that saw 1914 will all be dead. Food shortages will just about be ending and the society will use the "earthquakes" logic to explain this. The UN will become something else forcing another complete re-write of the bible. It will be illegal to make unsolicited calls on peoples homes. The number of dead to be reserrected will have risen to an impossibly large figure. The loss of 1914 will have led to a complete re-write of "Revelation" but most of the witnesses will have already forgotten this. The blood issue will be ancient history and the society will have suffered major losses through court actions for their killing spree. Fred Hall is VP on the governing body.

  • Hyghlandyr
    Hyghlandyr
    Fred Hall is VP on the governing body

    heheheheheeh

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    ballistic: Sounds just about right......will JW.com still be here??

  • crawdad2
    crawdad2

    here that fred?.......you are destined to be on the gov body!!!
    see that???........alot of people here recognize that you have all the qualities to be a highly respected member of the gov body.
    you better start practicing making up "new lies".......errr,,,, i mean new light.

  • Xander
    Xander

    Sound dead-on. The JWs are a particularly aggressive form of apocolyptic faith, which means when it becomes obvious every timetable they've suggested is COMPLETELY wrong, then many will leave in droves.

    I suspect, as technology allows us to scan deeper and deeper into the Earth, more and more details about our past will be revealed. Of course, we already know humanity is older than the WTBTS allows for, but as more and more proof of that mounts up....

    North Olmstead and Wooster Ohio

    WOW - that's close. I'm in Lake county (bordering on the NE side of Cuyahoga). Went to a hall in Geauga (E border of Cuyahoga). The three halls I've been in were: Madison, Perry, and Montville.

    Xander F
    (Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America - Ohio order)

    A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
    --George Santayana

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    I could be way off base here, but I think if Fred Hall were VP of the Tower, he'd be kicking some ass and taking some names. He likes to make some of the folks here jump up and shout, yes, but I can RESPECT that.

    I sense The Force may be strong with that one...

    what do I know? I'm just a crazy ol' desert hermit!

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    About JW.com, just think how popular places like this will become as the organisation folds. Maybe this is why Simon keeps working on new versions?

  • rmayer32
    rmayer32

    That sounds about right. Of course by then this site will be so huge it will need 20 times the bandwith to work properly with the extra half a million apostates here

    -Rick

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    All of the inhabitants of this site will become known as the true Jehovahs Witnesses, and will be honoured for revealing the "fake" Dubs, the GB and Public Relations officers and other scum.

    That's why this website is currently called www.JEHOVAHS-WITNESS.com. Its PROPHETIC.

    The remaining followers of JR Brown will become known as "apostates"
    and will live like hermits on the streets eating from garbage cans and running some website called "www.eatshitanddie.com" while masturbating furiously under their moth-infested trenchcoats.

    The Pope

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