I wonder how many witnesses will, on March 16th. 2001, be:
(a) Wearing a red nose to the meeting / ministry work.
(b) Fastening a red nose to the grill of the family car.
(c) Telling jokes for charity.
(d) Rushing to the phone with their credit card details as the BBC raise £millions for Africa.
(e) Doing anything consructively beneficial for Africa at all.
(f) Tut-tut at how dreadful this wicked old world has become.
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Englishman.