My Favourite Squirrel.

by Englishman 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  Englishman

  Her Ladyship, together with my sons, is a squirrel. I am a minimalist, a lover of the understated, a liker of pastilles and stainless steel. She is a lover of coal fires, clutter and cosiness. We have, in varying styles and sizes, 12 empty picnic hampers lying around the house. Each one is a gift from her millionaire brother, we get a hamper every year at Xmas time. They are of sentimental value, so they have got to stay!

  I love her to bits, of course. I just wish that I could find some room to put nothing in, I’d just like to enjoy the space.

  Ah well, she enjoys football and pubs, so I guess I will have to settle for living like Steptoe & Son.

  Englishman.
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  MikeMusto

  I like gerbils, Ldh and Richard gere know why
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  Yerusalyim

  Mike,

  Keep your perverted sexual fetishes to yourself. Gerbels, YUCK!

  
  YERUSALYIM
  "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
  [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]
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  Mister Biggs

  I feed the squirrel's near my apartment building.
  One comes right up to my feet as I exit my car.
  Another one jumps on the hood of my car. I think he's posessed.

  I, however, do not feed the Trolls.
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  Englishman

  Did I say pastilles?

  I meant pastel colours.

  Englishman.
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  LDH

  Eman,

  Once again I see we are twins separated at birth....

  I married the biggest packrat this side of the pond.

  It is a losing battle on some days.

  Although I feel I must let you in on one of my secrets for disposing of unneccessary items....I use the neighbor's trash bins. [=:0] Yes, I was caught putting some stuff in our bins on a couple of occasions. Now I just cut the crap and put the stuff up and down the street in neighbor's bins on trash pickup day! LOL!

  I hate clutter and unneccessary, frivolous items laying around the house.

  Lisa