Conversation in the paradise with Moses re JW.ORG

by stuckinarut2 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Picture the following. ( remember the convention showed its now ok to speculate / fantasize about these sort of things!)

    The 'new world' / 'paradise' is up and running...all ressurected ones are back, and pandas and lions are getting patted until they can't take it anymore. Children are playing with cobras. Everything is just dandy!

    An ancient faithful one (let's just use Moses as an example) chats to a surviving modern day witness.....

    moses: "so what did you do during the last days of the wicked world!"

    witness: "I spent pioneer hours distributing jw.org leaflets!"

    moses: "what was the purpose of that?"

    witness: " to direct people to the website to learn more about jehovah and his organisation"

    moses " so what if they had questions to ask?"

    witness: "we would tell them to go to the website!"

    moses: "but what if they wanted more information?"

    witness: "well they could fill in an online form requesting that a witness call back to help them learn more"

    moses: "riiighhtttt....soooo, you were at their door to leave them a leaflet to direct them to the website, so that they could request a visit from a witness to come to their door?? . Why didnt you just talk to them right there and then?!?!"

    witness: " because we had to leave leaflets to direct people to the website so that they could ask for a home visit and study"

    moses: (face palms) " are you kidding me?.... Are you that stupid?"

  • Skinnedsheep
    Skinnedsheep

    Brilliant

  • DATA-DOG
    DATA-DOG

    Just found this on pintrest:

    Well I can't post it, but it says. "KEEP CALM. VISIT JW.ORG.". LOL!!!

    DD

  • cult classic
    cult classic

    LOL stuckinarut

    I was on a forum recently where some witness ladies went on for pages gushing about the convention.

    "oh the convention site was so clean"

    "jehovah is truly directing his organization"

    "we are so blessed"

    "we are the only diverse group of people in the whole world"

    blah blah blah

    So I asked "is being clean a sign that god is directing your group?", "is there any manifestation of the b.i.t.e. method (which i explained) being used in your organization?", "who decides who's disfellowshipped if a sin is committed?". And another woman asked "is there confirmation when you are officially a J.W.?"

    yep you guessed it.....'crickets' and finally "please go to jw.org for those answers."

    So, of course, I was left to answer all questions and give an effective UN-witness. roflmao

  • cult classic
    cult classic

    LOL DATADOG

  • exWTslave
    exWTslave

    Really brilliant.

    so sad to remember that we were doing it before!

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