Besides 'walking briskly from door-to-door'...
what advice would fit in well to a JW. org HEALTH TIPS brochure ?
JW.org Health Tips brochure
by LogCon 5 Replies latest jw friends
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St George of England
Avoid vaccinations and masturbation.
George
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New Worldly Translation
Put each hand in the air for 100 reps to build up answering strength for the meetings.
Carry a literature bag of around 15 kilos door to door. This will motivate you to place as much as possible.
Practice for sitting at district conventions by unloading a fridge and scrunching yourself up in it for 8 hours. A small wardrobe may suffice if too cold.
Prepare yourself for a JW wedding reception by getting the family to do a barn dance on an evening. The kids will love it more than xbox. If family members break into any other form of dance reprimand them or slap them (this is also good exercise)
Exercise your eyelids to keep open at meetings by playing kingdom melody "Lazarus lies sleeping" while reading the latest watchtower at 2am every night.
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AndDontCallMeShirley
Enjoying life is bad for your health. Don't do it! The best prevention against enjoyment is to stick closely to the Watchtower's weekly routine.
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millie210
Dont forget the lovely exercise to be had hiking 6 blocks in the inner city to a stadium (while wearing dress clothes) for the regional convention~!
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jam
Don't think, less stress and you live longer.