The Borg

avengers

And all their Great Lawyers and all their Great Men shall never assimilate me again.

moman

"Great Men" ?......Lawyers & dried up old-farts.

ballistic

I wrote this when I first found this board:

THE BORG
Tuvok: "Long range sensors are picking up a ship approaching at warp".
Pickard: "Slow to impulse; on-screen!"
Data: "We have engaged... the Borg!"
Pickard: "Sheilds up, go to red alert"
Tuvok: "Captain, they're bombarding us with a Watchtower and "Tract-or" beams!"
The Borg: "This is the borg. You will be witnessed to, and assimilated. Resistance is futile, please stand down and prepare to be brainwashed!"
Pickard: "Data, tactical report!"
Data: "Captain, the borg have not been known to respond to any kind of reasonable argument, what so-ever. They're main weapon is their ability to assimilate all vaunerable life forms by indoctrination and assimilation into the collective. I suggest we retreat immediately!"
Pickard: "Surely we can try to save some of them! We can't just leave them!"
Tuvok: "Captain, I'm afraid that's impossible, once assimilated, the borg implants prevent them from leaving by closing their minds, backed up by other implants telling them they have open minds, in short, a double feedback loop I couldn't even solve with a mind meld!"
Data: "Hold on Captain, I have processed an idea. We could go forward in time and see how they explain the fact that the world has not been completely assimilated."
Pickard: "Make it so!"
A few seconds later...
Tuvok: "My God, a world without the borg, here in the future! What happened?"
Data: "Records indicate that the borg printed another 23 (to the power of 10) implants including 10 billion retractions, 20 billion points of "new light", 33 billion changes of direction, and ended up dissfellowshipping all of it's members who were'nt able to adapt."
Pickard: "Well I think that wraps that up! Lets get on with our mission to go where no man has gone before (other than jw's)"

the end.

The Borg

avengers

dmouse

moman

ballistic

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