its crazy funny stupid how they are.

by Crazyguy 7 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy

    I ran in to an old friend this morning and was talking about the push this month. He said he thinks this is it, that so many books are flying off the carts and so many requests for bible studies being made now with so many seeing the website address and he talked about someone not being supported by the Borg going to Africa and this person has found so much interest. They really do believe and are easily led, and forget bow many times in the past they were fooled their crazy.

  • sir82
    sir82

    He said he thinks this is it

    He thinks this is what?

    I assume he means he thinks Armageddon will come "soon".

    Next time you see him ask him who the "King of the North" is.

    Oh, and ask him how many religions the UN has banned recently.

  • blondie
    blondie

    Mt 24:44 It is amazing how many jws and ex-jws confuse this with the "day and hour" scripture. This is a much more pointed scripture for people who think world events have to be bad for it to be the time when end comes.

    New International Version
    So you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him. New Living Translation
    You also must be ready all the time, for the Son of Man will come when least expected. English Standard Version
    Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect. New American Standard Bible
    "For this reason you also must be ready; for the Son of Man is coming at an hour when you do not think He will. King James Bible
    Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

  • Magnum
    Magnum

    He said he thinks this is it, that so many books are flying off the carts and so many requests for bible studies being made now with so many seeing the website address

    What??? I see the opposite! I see cart personnel being completely ignored. I see JWdom getting dumber and dumber. I see sparse attendance at meetings. I see zero new recruits from the field. If books are flying off carts, so what? Those getting them probably won't read them or become JWs. If they do become JWs, then they are probably social misfits or intellectually deficient.

    This dude seems to think some great ingathering is taking place; he's deluded.

  • LisaRose
    LisaRose

    I heard similar statements many times. My favorite was a comment my mother made "brother window washer thinks Armageddon must be soon, and he should know, he's an elder". Right. As if elders were privy to information about Armageddon not available to the rank and file. I hadn't yet learned the truth about the truth, but I was astounded at her gullibility.

  • cultBgone
    cultBgone

    They ALWAYS find some ridiculous reason to claim "armageddon is coming soooooooooon!"

    What a waste of so many lives. Let's help to get more OUT!

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    sir82 - "Next time you see him ask him who the 'King of the North' is. Oh, and ask him how many religions the UN has banned recently."

    Funny.

    Serieously, though; these days, the average rank-and-filer would probably just respond to questions like that with, "Huh???"...

  • Heartofaboy
    Heartofaboy

    Geeee, it's taken how many years for big ole J to realise the internet could save soooooo many more souls he was gonna kill at the big A?

    Oh & that trolley thingy remember to hide the Bible, wouldn't want that to put people off now would we.

    Also, I know the borgs tells you what to put on the trolley, how far to stand away from the trolley, what you should say & what colour socks you should wear.................but make sure you have personal liability insurance cos if someone trips over that damn thing don't expect 'mother' to help you.

    Oh nooooo, remember this is your PERSONAL ministry.

    And one last thing............ Don't forget in order to keep the elders off your back make sure you report the hours spent in your PERSONAL ministry at the end of the month so the borg can brag about how well they're doing.

    Praise the lord.

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