The Pit
A man fell into a pit and couldn't
get himself out.
A Subjective person came along and
said: "I feel for you, down there."
An Objective person came along and
said: "It's logical that someone
would fall down there."
A Pharissee said: "Only bad people
fall into a pit."
A Mathematician: Calculated how
he fell into the pit.
A News Reporter: Wanted the exclusive
story on his pit.
A Fundamentalist said: "You deserve
your pit."
An I.R.S. man: Asked if he was paying
taxes on the pit.
A Self-Pitying person said: "You
haven't seen anything until you've
seen MY PIT!"
An Optimist said: "Things could
be worse."
A Pessimist said: "Things will get
worse."
Jesus, seeing the man, took him
by the hand and lifted him out of
the pit.
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