by stuckinarut2 5 Replies latest jw friends
As we all know, our forum is experiencing some rather frustrating technical issues over the last week or so....( we know that Simon the founder has matters in hand and is trying to sort it all out.)
BUT Here is the real reason why problems are occuring:
Jehovahs holy spirit is obviously blocking its functioning!
Just like balaams donkey!......
Yes, us apostates must be causing a disruption in the force!
Hahahahahahahahah....
(in case it's not obvious, I am being sarcastic here!)
Don't even PUT that idea in their heads! They will accept it as fact and proof of their superior friendship with their god.
True cultbgone...next thing we will have some convention experience related about how "evil opposers websites have been shut down...like the way the mouths of lions were shut in Daniel's day!"
Yeh, or it could be the servers are overrun with all the newbies signing up!
Riddle:
Who was the most elastic man in the Bible?
Answer:
Balaam! He tied his ass to a tree and walked for several miles!
*rimshot*
Isn't he the same one that was so large, he had to saddle his ass to go into town?
