by The Searcher 7 Replies latest social humour
A Scotsman's cell-phone rings when he's sitting in a café with his wife.
When he answers, he says, "Aye", and for the next few minutes he just keeps responding to everything the caller is apparently asking, by saying "Aye".
The other customers are puzzled by the conversation taking place.
When he ends the call, his wife stares at him inquisitively.
"What's wrong?", he says, it's an "Aye 'phone!".
Better, Nicolaou?
i dont beleeeeeeeeve it
So what IS your day job my Scottish friend?
A blonde is driving down the road in the country and sees another blonde in a little rowboat out in an empty field pulling on the oars for all she's worth. The blonde driver pulls off the road, parks, goes over to where the field began and yells to the blonde, "What in the world are you doing?"
The blonde in the boat, still going at it, yells back, "Can't you see? I am rowing this boat across this field!"
Fuming, the first blonde replies, "That's a bunch of foolishness. It's doing things like that, that give us blondes a bad reputation. And if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
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SEARCHER: Living off my investments!! Thankfully!!
INVESTMENTS? WTF?
Obviously you were never really a believer. You must have always doubted the imminent end of this system.
No surprise then that you are HERE! with all these mentally diseased apostates!
Doc
What's wrong?", he says, it's an "Aye 'phone!".
If that's what happens when he uses an iphone , I wonder what happens when he uses a Wii ?
Two guys are standing together at a urinal ,one an Aussie the other a Scotsman ,the Scotsman then throws down a 20 cent piece , the Aussie , startled says ,why did you do that for ?
The Scotsman reply`s , Well you don`t think I`m going to put my hand down their for just one cent do you ?
smiddy
