The jehovah Witnesses don't mind at all showing OTHERS getting the LIVING HELL BEATEN Out of them... but THEY don't like it when THEY're on the receiving end of the stick.
For a Wee Bit of Irony, in that regard, you might want to click:
Hey you old fossils that are my age, remember the 'Mister Microphone' commercials? There's a carload of teenagers driving by a girl walking down the sidewalk and the dude holding the mic says, "Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!"
I love that. Hey Talleyman, maybe that carload of kids are apostates saying the same thing to the 'hovah girl?
TR
UADNA-WA Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- Washington Division
Hey you old fossils that are my age, remember the 'Mister Microphone' commercials?
Hey TR, can you imagine the fun to be had by getting a Mr. Microphone and hiding the speaker in the bushes outside your door, and when the 'hovahs come a calling, you could be inside making believes you wuz dem deemins! ... and after the theokrats run back to the cargroup, and catch their breath, voila! there's another Urban Kult Myth started - "didja hear the one about those witnesses they came up to that house and there were demon singing in the bush beside the front door...?"
Way cool idea. I think I'm a gonna do it. Problem is, 'hovahs have only been to my house once in 10 months. I must have an apostate aura around my property or sumpin.
TR
UADNA-WA Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- Washington Division
'hovahs have only been to my house once in 10 months.
"once in 10 months"...
The Dubs NEVER come to my house anymore.
: : : s n i f f ! : : :
I would just LOVE to talk to them about 'world conditions' and stuff.. and besides, they don't know that I COULD be "repentant", and want to return to the 'hovah fold...