What if the GB now stated, "Now that's it for the new changes, Stay tuned for 2114"

by Quarterback 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    What if the GB has used up all it's bag of tricks, no more adjustments, the ten toes are like the Hokey Pokey, that's what it's all about?

  • LogCon
    LogCon

    It has used up all its bag of tricks.

    Now it's digging into the old barrel out back.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    They will just invent more "new tricks" or recycle old ones.

    Personally, I think they are considering using the 120 years of Noah's last days to invigorate the members for 2134. They would hold on a little while longer (say 10 more years) but trot it out when membership really takes a nosedive. And their words will be so carefully crafted as to say "We never said 'Simon Says,' ....er.....I mean we never said it was for sure, so it must still be that overlap thingee." Somewhere down the road, after our lifetimes, they will abandon 1914. Eventually, their membership will dry up, but there will be quite a bit of fanaticism before that.

    Of course, it all can change as lawsuits and donations dry up their funds, or if some big enough scandal hits the gossip circuit. They might even speed it up themselves with goofy doctrines and selling Kingdom Halls and that internet television thing that just feels wrong.

    But whatever happens, it will die a slow death as it draws in to a tighter circle.

  • Ocean1111
    Ocean1111

    Then for the climax

    Bethel: The ministy is over dear JWs! Thank you! Well done! Enter the hoax of your masters!

    Good bye y'all! Don't worry about the money, we got that taken care of. Good luck with all those lawsuits! Its all prophecy fulfilling brothers!

    (Just not the one you thought was fulfilling, we are just the apostasy you were looking EVERYWHERE ELSE to find.)

  • humbled
    humbled

    Yep, Ocean1111--

    Like the Great Wizard of Oz ascending in the balloon leaving Dorothy behind--waving goodbye. Tough bounce, you guys, we're outta here.

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    By introducing jw.org and the associated hype of the badges, logos etc...along with the hype of the website, they have started a rolling snowball that will just get bigger and bigger with more momentum....

    I don't think the jw hype will die for some time now sadly......

    They are all hyped up on a lot of fluffy nonsense....but hyped up nonetheless...

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