This week's CHEATERS episode. 'The Watchtower Society'.

by LogCon 4 Replies latest watchtower bible

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  LogCon

  This week’s CHEATERS episode-

  Watchtower Bible and Tract Society – age 140 years, in a spiritual relationship with the other sheep class, suspected of satisfying its needs with another organization.

  CHEATERS detectives come prepared to ‘catch a cheater’. After setting up surveillance and gathering evidence, our detectives make a telephone call to the United Nations Headquarters in New York City. Our detectives score on the first try. A letter provided by the United Nations verifies our investigators suspicions and confirms the affair. The Watchtower, Bible and Tract Society has been carrying on a relationship with an organization which its leaders have repeatedly and publicly identified as ‘unclean and untouchable’, therefore exposing its infidelity.

  While the rank and file were pounding the pavement, door-to-door, obeying the orders of the Governing Body, the Watchtower Society has been pressing the flesh of an unclean organization. The other sheep are not the only ones being had. Our detectives discover that the United Nations has no knowledge of the public stand the Watchtower Society has taken, denouncing the United Nations as the ‘image of the wild beast.’ Needless to say both wronged parties are shocked. The United Nations only mildly. With a shrug of the shoulders they dismiss it with all the unimportance they feel it deserves. However the other sheep are deeply stunned by the revelation, even to the extent of going into a self-induced coma and, with glazed eyes, refusing to accept what the evidence reveals.

  CHEATERS investigators continue to discover conclusive evidence of the Watchtower Society’s deception. Elders and publishers at Kingdom Halls, worldwide, take a ‘kill the messenger’ position, refusing to listen to the truth and labeling the messengers as ‘apostates’. Elders stationed at Bethel, the Watchtower Society’s headquarters, refuse to discuss the matter and politely ‘hang up the phone’ on anyone making sincere inquiries.

  With the Watchtower Society’s refusal to admit to their ‘hanky panky’ and by further threatening members of the flock with excommunication for making this sordid affair public, the Watchtower Society has stamped this matter, CASE CLOSED !
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  Ocean1111

  Case closed. UN VD still open for transmission to the jilted JWs. Soon JWs will have to deal with the illegitimate child. Bethel? still "working late tonight honey" plying their trade elsewhere. Simple truth? Beth Hell is not a virgin anymore.

  (Hosea 2:5) For their mother has committed fornication.
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  Band on the Run

  My eyes popped out when I read about the WTBTS NGO status with the UN. If I am correct, they also have NGO status with the European Union. Regular Witnesses will not believe it no matter the documentation. Their neutrality position is heavily compromised. One set of doctrinal rules for Mexico and another for Malawi Witnesses. As a child, I heard so much garbage about the evil UN. When my family toured the UN headquarters repeatedly, I expected lightning bolts from Jehovah to kill us. I am still alive. The UN is involved in works that the Witnesses reject. Jesus said to shelter children, feed the poor, and shelter the homeless. Blessed are the peacemakers. UN agencies do this work in a secular fashion. I purchased UNICEF Christmas cards to support the work Jesus commanded that the Witnesses do not do. The Witnesses do not do it for themselves. Love one another as I have loved you. The Witnesses do not feed themselves, let alone the multitudes.

  They reject civil authority, a position contrary to Jesus' express sayings in the gospels. Not showing up for a civil deposition is disobeying Jesus' clear commands. As a taxpayer, I say that they should not use public sidewalks, highways, call paramedics, enjoy parks. Let them build an infrastructure and civilization. If you are too disabled to work, you are too disabled to knock on doors.

  Their stance is hypocritical. Such organizations, though, could be a mediating influence on the Witnesses.
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  MissFit

  LogCon: very clever analogy.

  I never heard about it until this site. I wasn't ready to deal with it so I usually skip threads about it.
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  Ocean1111

  JWs are not "nuetral" they endorsed the UN "New World Order" initiative for 10 years (Awake! 9/8/1991), and still plug UN books and products. JWs are what we call "Neutralized", completely impotent of explaining the Bethel apostasy that co-developed fully with that little UN promotional campaign globally since 1990.

  Do JWs mention it was the 3rd UN placement in their continuum of UN prophecy tracking? No. The UN fell fully OFF the JW radar. Instead they joined the UN, go figure.

  That is the simple truth: Bethel is "THE APOSTATE" development, with UN ties, of most recent note. JWs now fight Bethel's war against Christ and Kingdom. (2Thess2:1-4) Its like they are tailoring JWs for the "new world", order, now.

  It is just a repeating development, but pretty common in organized religion overall. Bethel is just the freshest leaven and UN call girl to come around lately, the UNewbie. But it is what it plainly is. JW organized apostasy and sell out.