The Emperor with No Clothes On Decries Tight Pants.

by steve2 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • steve2
    steve2

    For a religious group that has become more and more Reader's Digest vapid across recent decades, whose ability to defend its doctrines and policies depends on punishing independent thinking and whose meetings are sleep inducing snooze-fests, a talk about sexy clothes is about as desperately arousing as it can get without unzipping one's pants.

    But among those who know the religious organization behind Tony Morris's attention-grabbing address to the faithful, this is anything but surprising. When you've harped on for long, unforgiving decades about the nearness of the end, whilst simultaneously shoring up treasures on earth - some ear-marked for completion in 2017 - expect even your more loyal followers to shuffle their tired, bedraggled feet and barely stifle forceful yawns. Hell, they may even contemplate tighter fitting clothes because all else is miserably bland - except for the razzle-dazzle of an alluring, colorful world intent on arousing you out of your sad slumber.

    So these self-appointed Emperors or Governing Body member focus on anything that threatens a straying spirit. They cleverly deflect attention away from their own nakedness by their shaming finger-pointing at the dress styles beloved by many younger Witnesses. The GB portray those who deviate from the prescribed dress-code as keeping homosexual clothing designers happy?Ouch. Having shamed and unnerved the rank and file into becoming even more self-conscious about failing to fit in, they increase the likelihood that the shamed audience are too stunned to realise the 7 Emperors berating their dress sense have got absolutely no clothes on.

  • NAVYTOWN
    NAVYTOWN

    Next weekend is the First Official 'Wear your colorful socks and tight pants to the Meeting' event. Hopefully to become a weekly affair. Attention, all young Teen Witnesses: FINALLY, a perfect way to REALLY irritate your JW parents,, the elders, and other boring pricks at the Kingdom Hall. Do your part by dressing in unconventional attire. Refuse to be a faceless, unappealing non-entity any longer. Older folks can also get in on the fun. Wear your loudest neckties and shortest denim dresses for the ladies. If anyone challenges you, simply say: 'Are you insane???' and then walk away.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Stev2 - they increase the likelihood that the shamed audience are too stunned to realise the 7 Emperors berating their dress sense have got absolutely no clothes on.

    Spot on my good chap.

    As was asked before, I wonder if AM3 or his fellow popes were mini men by 23?

    I am hoping that despite the minority of JWs that will hear his hateful spew, some will wake up and realise they've been conned into staying in a weird cult.

  • millie210
    millie210

    Good analogy Steve.

    The Emperors New Clothes is perfect!

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    And Still... Armageddon Has Not Arrived.

  • Rattigan350
    Rattigan350

    It must have been a standard outline.The Tight Pants and homosexual designers were stated 30 years ago.

  • aintenoughwiskey
    aintenoughwiskey

    Colored Socks! Anthony Morris mus be sitting back in his apartment with tented fingers, dreaming up new ways to suck the life out of JW's.

  • apostrate
    apostrate

    Way, way back in a time called the 70's, I used to dress in a most unconventional fashion when attending KH meetings, much to the dismay of all the other JW's. I was in my teens then, and I figured as long as I don't have a part on the platform, then why should I wear an uncomfortable suit and tie just to fit in with the crowd. I'm not talking just colored socks and tight trousers either! I wore paisley print trousers and lightning bolt tennis shoes (really!!)

    I had my own crisis of conscience. One part of me wanted to go to the meetings and be liked by everyone. But, there was another part of me that wanted desperately to hang on to some shred of individuality.

    I am in my 60's now and, believe me, I dress very conservatively, but there are people, some relatives, who still refer to me as that guy who dresses so weird! Of course, I quit attending meetings years ago, so I don't have that same internal conflict going on within.

  • clarity
    clarity

    These poops popes will never look at themselves!

    Aintenoughwhiskey and Apostrate ...perfect names

    for an ex btw ..ha hah, welcome to jwn.

    Love having you here and we look forward to hearing

    more from you both!

    clarity

  • steve2
    steve2

    There must've been something sadly uncool about the kingdom halls my family and I attended when I was growing up. Apart from a few daring sisters who turned up (briefly) in mini-skirts, everyone else was safely - loosely not tightly - garbed.

    Regrettably I never saw brothers in - or out - of short pants, let alone tight pants. I recall my reaction the first time it occurred to my repressed brain that men wore tight pants: "That must be very genitally uncomfortable" I opined - until I was informed by a kind stranger that was the point. Unlike sensitive souls, apparently sensitive organs crave discomfort. I had a lot to learn - and still do.

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