... is perfectly captured in this song:
[verse 1]
Maggy darling, sugar dumpling
Don't get so mad
Please let me explain
Doo doo darling, sugar dumpling
Don't get so mad
Please let me explain
If you see me with some woman
I doh (don't) want you misunderstand
Whatever you might see me do
Know my love is true
I'm not being unfaithful to you
De (The) woman you catch me with in de bed
Really didn't have no place to rest she head
Business close down, she lost she wuk (work/job)
Disappointed, suffering from shock
So ah (I) take she home just relax and cheer she up
And exhausted she said to me
'Boy ah so tired and so sleepy'
Casually she sat on de bed
And ask me to massage she leg
That's all, that's is all, that is all
[verse 2]
Trouble makers will spread rumours
For confusion, oh no doh take dem (them) on
Just be trusting and doh dig nothing
Try and understand
I'll never do you no wrong
Darling you I'll never deceive
There is no need to disbelieve
Keep your trust and your faith in me
And I promise you there'll be no infidelity
De lady you saw me with de other night
She and she husband just had a fight
Ah find it was really looking so bad
How de hell she clothes was in de yard
She sit down dey (there) and start to cry like she going mad
De two thousand dollars ah give to she
Was to buy a sandwich and a coffee
Not another ting (thing) eh (ain't) happen
Me and de gyul (girl) eh in nothin[g]
That's all, that's is all, that is all
[verse 3]
Let nobody cause you to be jealous and confused
Doh mind dem and their news
Dey want we to mash up
So dey could come and shack up
And when you refuse
We'll be like two fools singing the blues
Doo doo, why these women doh stop
Always try to set me up
Trying to give you de impression
Somethings wrong when my darling nothing eh going on
De gyul ah was with behind de lamp-post
Doh get vex cause ah was holding she clothes
She's ah old tief (thief) from in de east
Is somebody ear-ring she tief
Ah was only trying to hold she for de police
De reason me hand was in she bosom
Ah was feeling to see if she had a gun
She didn't have no gun by she chest
Is why ah was searching under she dress
That's all, that's is all, that is all
[verse 4]
Just because I am such ah nice guy
Somewhere, somehow it always leave me in row
Helping people, seem to be my trouble
Ah seeing it now
No more will it be allowed
From now on dey go ("dey go": they're going to) help deyself (themself)
Give their problems to someone else
Is too much rancor and confusion
And ah know to mehself I am an innocent man
Ah know dey go tell you me and Miss Leach
Was seen making love on Maracas Beach
Well de fact dat (that) she had on a bikini
And was attacked by African bees
And very bravely I cover she with meh whole body
Well she lock meh neck and she grab meh hand
And with dat she pull meh down in de sand
A bee sting meh (me) on meh (my) behind
Ah couldn't help it, ah had to grind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLfJbeo2suk
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