So I'm having lunch as this pretty popular cafe,sitting at the bar enjoying a Stella Artois.
Out of the corner of my eye I catch two well dressed ladies asking the bartender if the manager is available. The bartender tells the ladies that the manager is not in. The ladies proceed to tell the bartender that they are doing a community service.........you know the rest.
The bartender takes the magazines I'm sure to just get rid of them. Then they turn to me and ask if I'd like to read something that will make my life better.
I look directly at the bartender and ask him, "Can I just enjoy my lunch minus the cult recruitment?"
He looks at the wits and says, "You better leave." Which they did in a hurry. How desparate can you be? Really? Bothering people in a restaurant?
The bartender took the mags and threw them out.