Im sure someone must have posted this before but here goes.
Q: How many JWs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A : JWs are not allowed to change lightbulbs. Anyone attempting to introduce new light gets disfellowshipped.
Lightbulbs
by PhilJonesIII 9 Replies latest social humour
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DesirousOfChange
Haven't heard that one prior to now.
I"ll use it. (But only in the right company.)
Doc
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prologos
Not allowed, BecauseThat would be scewing the others, in and out, only the GB, FADS is allowed to do that, with doctrines, like donations.
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talesin
A: Two. He needs two witnesses to prove he changed the lightbulb, himself and one other person who actually witnessed the changing of said lightbulb.
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kairos
The alternate punchline I heard was:
None. They just sit in the dark until there is New Litght! -
berrygerry
They just sit in the dark until there is New Light.
JW's make the best mushrooms.
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sparrowdown
it takes five.
Three elders to form a committee to decide if the lightbulb is blown.
One elder to order a MS to do it
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smiddy
And dont forget they need two witnesses to prove that it was done sp.
smiddy
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Apognophos
All of them. Seven to convince everyone that they changed the bulb, while standing in the middle of a dark room, and the rest of the JWs to agree that it's much brighter now.
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androb31
It takes a 2/3 vote from the GB first. From there it's going to take multiple WT writing staff to put together an article explaining why Jehovah needs the light changed. Next you need Elder Window Washer from each congregation to pretend they even understand the changing of the light as he tries to explain it to the rest of the JW's.