The incorrect " SELING" thread.

new hope and happiness

Bad spelling can be refreshing and humorous.

So how about an imaginative incorrect spelling thread.

The grammer police are also welcome to partisipate.

" FUNTASTIC"

" SPAACOOUS"

" MISSPELLED"
new hope and happiness

I meant " SPAACIOUS"

Gee i can't even spell incorrectly, correctly.
new hope and happiness

Or for you YANKS, here is some English Cockney Rhyming Slang:-

Adam and Eve = believe.

Bees and Honey = Money.
LoveUniHateExams

More Cockney rhyming slang:

Boat race - face

Barnet fair - hair

Pony & trap - crap

Apples & pears - stairs

Frog & toad - road

'Kermit' is also used for road because it's one stage on from the example above.
LoveUniHateExams

How about these two Scots/Geordie words: hyem and bairn.

Hyem (home) always reminds me of the Dano-norwegian word 'hjem'.

Bairn is similar to the Swedish word 'barn' and means the same.