Thanksgiving? Whose pants are tight now?

OnTheWayOut

All you who partake of heathen and pagan and nationalistic celebrations in the USA-

Whose pants are tight now that you ate all that food for Thanksgiving?

Take it up with God.
Zoos

I just unbuttoned my pants a little in order to maintain theocratic balance, and then slipped quietly into a three-hour food coma.
zed revisited

I don't have an appetite right now, so I am safe.

zed
OnTheWayOut

I had one thread once that absolutely nobody commented on. So this isn't the worst response.
Billy the Ex-Bethelite

Even my sweatpants are tight!
steve2

There's no pleasing the GB: Pants are either too tight or morals too loose. Thank God for the group in Brooklyn/Patterson who can provide detailed directions.