Dateline Justifications by Dubs

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...and why they are wrong. Post your favourite Dateline justification/dodge/attack by a Dub here! We should have a sizeable collection going in no time guys! Also, post your reaction, for fun!

Here are a few I've seen:

1. Jehovah is using Dateline to clean up his Organization.
Well, I guess a genocidal God would use his greatest enemy "Satan" to tidy up his BOrganization. Excellent Dub doublethinky sorta logic going on here - these people can think circles around us humble logical guys, honestly, SPLUTTER!

2. The people on the show are all apostates
Bill Bowen, the main man, is still in good standing. And so what if they are, provided they are telling the Truth?

3. These are the signs of persecution - we are in the last days
HAHAHAHA! We've been in the "last days" for 2000 years now, probably more, depending on whether you believe Moses or Jesus. People can believe the oddest things sometimes.

"Vaccination has never saved a human life. It does not prevent smallpox." The Golden Age, Feb 4 1931 p. 293-4 - The Sacredness of Human Blood (Reasons why vaccination is unscriptural)

Aunty

Okay, here's what my Mom called to tell me yesterday before the show aired.

She says that yes, this happened in one cong because they didn't call the society to see what they should do.

Hello? One congregation? Then why were there multiple people from different states interviewed? Funny, she hasn't called me in person in several weeks, but made sure she did before this program. I didn't even watch it....

Mulan

Well, my mother said it was really well done, BUT there were a "couple of cheap shots, thrown in." She won't clarify what she meant, right now, but I can get her talking later.

One of my friends said a relative of hers called the KH and told them to put her on the 'do not call' list. Hehehehehhe. Another of her relatives, who is a witness said it 'is all lies.......no one has access to the confidential papers like they showed on that program.'

Duh!!

Marilyn (aka Mulan)
"No one can take advantage of you, without your permission." Ann Landers