Ready for next month...

by KenUK 6 Replies latest social humour

  • KenUK
    KenUK

    HER SIDE OF THE STORY:

    He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought
    it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk a bit more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

    So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything, this is really worrying me. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say it's all over between us. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, he responded to my advances and we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't
    know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.

    HIS SIDE OF THE STORY:

    England lost. Got a shag though.

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    LOL Ken

  • Simon
    Simon

    he he he ... so true to life !

  • KenUK
    KenUK

    It normally reads "Newcastle lost....."

    Have a feeling this could read "Man City lost......" next season:-))

  • SYN
    SYN

    This board and SOCCER! I could write BOOKS! How about "Crisis of Soccer" CoS anyone?

    "Vaccination has never saved a human life. It does not prevent smallpox." The Golden Age, Feb 4 1931 p. 293-4 - The Sacredness of Human Blood (Reasons why vaccination is unscriptural)

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    How about "Crisis of Soccer" CoS anyone?

    That could be the title of a new book about Roy Keane and the Irish team.

    --
    But if you pray all your sins are hooked upon the sky
    Pray and the heathen lie will disappear
    Prayers they hide the saddest view
    (Believing the strangest things, loving the alien)
    -- David Bowie, Loving The Alien

  • Simon
    Simon

    City ... so often snatching defeat from the jaws of victory [8>]

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