i found this in my memory box...

by airwlk149 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • airwlk149
    airwlk149

    i was looking in my memory box and i found this:

    A Theocratic Garden

    We should all be trying to cultivate a spiritual garden, which includes: 4 vegetables, and five rows of each vegetable.
    The 4 vegetables are: peas, squash, turnips, and lettuce.

    5 Rows of Peas:
    Personal Study
    Preaching
    Preparation
    Preseverance
    Prayer

    5 Rows of Squash:
    Squash gossip
    Squash jealousy
    Squash anger
    Squash confertation
    Squash strife

    5 Rows of Turnips:
    Turnip for the Service Meeting
    Turnip for the Theocratic Ministry School
    Turnip for the Bookstudy
    Turnip for the Public Talk
    Turnip for the Watchtower Study

    5 Rows of Lettuce:
    Lettuce continue to show love for one another
    Lettuce continue to press on in maturity
    Lettuce keep ourselves without a spot from the world
    Lettuce keep a strong hold on the word of life
    Lettuce do all we can to magnify Jehovah's name

    Enjoy!

    well, i read that and came to the conclusion that they don't follow any of that garbage.
    so whatever, just thought i would post it for all of you to read and analyze.

    With love,

    Katie Ann

  • noidea
    noidea

    Katie..Can I see that?

    <~~~~~~~throws it in the compost pile with the rest of the manure.

    ~~~Noi~~~
    ***********

    Member of the: I have ~No-Idea~ class.

  • Elders_Kid
    Elders_Kid

    Sounds more like a compost pile to me.

    Oooops, noidea had the same idea.

    EK

  • Valis
    Valis

    5 Rows of Peas:
    Personal Stagnation
    Preaching Free Air Baths For Everyone
    Preparation For A paradise That Will never Come
    Preseverance In The Face Of The Truth
    Prayer

    5 Rows of Squash:
    Squash Honest Conversation Among The Flock
    Squash The Notion We Don't have A Pedophile Plan of Action
    Squash Thoe Who Would Distrub Jehovahs Loving Arrangement
    Squash Notice To Congregation of Pedophile Prescence
    Squash Testimony of The Abused

    5 Rows of Turnips:
    Turnip for theJudicial Committee
    Turnip and Lie for the Theocratic Warfare
    Turnip for the Bookstudy of Propaganda
    Turnip for the Public Talk From Volunteers
    Turnip for the Watchtower Study In Idiocy

    5 Rows of Lettuce:
    Lettuce continue to show love for one another except victims of abuse
    Lettuce continue to press on in maturity, get old, die and take the WT with you
    Lettuce keep ourselves without a spot from the world, except when we need our own civil rights defended
    Lettuce keep a strong hold on the word of life, but not the bible
    Lettuce do all we can to magnify Jehovah's name under the spotlight of scrutiny

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • airwlk149
    airwlk149

    i like Valis' version a whole lot more and better and such!!!

    love
    katie

  • airwlk149
    airwlk149

    i hope nobody thinks i am a good jw now or anything.
    i just found this and thought ya'll would be interested in seeing this.
    it was a present from a sister in my hall when i was little.
    but really, i am not a traitor...

    With love,

    Katie Ann

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    I think my theocratic fridge is on the blink, again.

    I opened it up, and all of the veggies have gone bad.

  • hannibal
    hannibal

    I never liked turnips anyway.

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