I thought I would pass on some small town “JW” news that we get from time to time from the inside............This is going on in Yucca Valley, CA, however, I am sure you can fill in any small town name in its place........It just never ends!! hehee
Whopper News Flash!!!
Well kids, it has come to my attention here at the "Whopper Gossip Corner" about a couple of recent happenings in the ever so "happy" whop community.
1) Apparently ole "Sandy RXXXXX" is pregnant. That's right, a bun in the oven. Word has it that the baby will feel right at home marching in fatigues, "IF" you know what I mean. (good god, does that mean somebody (like an 18 year old grunt from Oklahoma) actually slept with that woman? yuuuukkkkk.....) Well I guess this proves what I have always said, "There is an ass for every saddle". (can you say "what personal hygiene?")
2) And in another sad note, a married couple bites the whopper dust. Word out in service is that Reina (RXXXX) AND her husband have both been axed from the brotherhood. Why? No one is talking, yet. Poor Dave, such tragedy. First your wife, then your son, now your daughter. What's next, the cat? Looks like you had better start looking inside your household first. Uh ooo, Toooooo laaaaaaaate!!!!!!!!!!
"OOOPss, I did it again". .............................................................................(lyrics courtesy Brittany Spears)
3) And lastly, everyone of course has heard by now of the tragic death of our favorite slumlord and all around miser, Harold FXXXX. Housing low-life's is a dangerous business kids. (Don't try this at home) Gossip corner sends out it's condolances to Annette and Bryan.
Commentary,
Well, with all of the recent deaths, births, pregnancy's, d-f-ings, television news shows and the like, one HAS to wonder where in the hell Jah's protection is? I would dare say where it is NOT,
at the "KINGDOM HALL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Until more news breaks kids....................................................
And as always please remember,
YOU DIDN'T HERE THIS FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!